half-baked illustrations?

This Blog needs more snazz.

I'm thinking Illustrations.

The details need some hashing out. I'd prefer not to use any potentially copyrighted images without being sure that I'm not stepping on someone's toes, but I'm not particularly visually gifted. I can provide a few graphs and charts, perhaps, but most of my visions usually require hours and hours of photoshop (at least) to prepare. Also, It seems that I really really don't want to spend the necessary few hours messing around with it to get over the learning curve.

Hopefully this post will provide a bit of encouragement to quickly rectify the situation.

hmmmmm.

This was my least entertaining post yet. So here's a little preview of some of the half-baked ideas rollin' around in my head:

Designer dog breed: Cock-a-doodle-poo

Coed Boy/Girl scouts

New fasion accessory: Band-aids.

Invention: Mag-Lev model train. Also makes a great low-friction cat toy.

Tribal business: Re-vamping economics with human nature in mind and happiness as a primary goal.

Things I'd like to have an army of: Amorous Mormons.

Teacher's are responsible for assigning grades to their own students? Sounds like a conflict of interests to me.

Illustrations for this blog consist entirely of pictures of my cats wearing homemade costumes... Each expressionm more murderous than the last.

A proposal for a new branch of government composed entirely of conscripts. The Irregular Representatives. The Random Representatives. The Peoples Chamber. The Loser's Chamber.

Domesticate Hippopotomi: Put Door to door Security System salesmen out of business. Permanently.

Brand new Swear Word: Puppies!

Exec: Hey, I know you usually are a part of a team of five, but we fired two of your partners and the other two quit; so you're gonna have to manage on your own today... and for the indefinate future.

Worker: Aw Puppies!

Exec: Hey, hey! Keep the language down or we'll liquidate you too. With a giant blender!

Worker: Pup- I mean... Uh... Go fuck yourself?

Exec: That's better.

Wow, I really think I made a wrong turn somewhere back there.

Puppies!